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Sharks Get Official Theme Song

The negotiations were tough but in the end SharksHockey came out on top.
After months of legal wrangling the Sharks have reached an agreement with The Crystal Method and have adopted their song Play For Real as The Official Song of SharksHockey.
Click on the music player above and join The Sharks as they PLAY FOR REAL.

STATS UPDATED!

The latest stats have been posted, check ‘em out.
THANKS BROOKSY!

THE SHARKS FIND THIER GOALIE(S)!!!

Burbank Ca.
August 24, 2009
In a move that can only be categorized as sheer genius, Sharks CFO, Joe Cybul #23, has secured not one, not two, but three goalies for the 2009 Winter season.  “Quantity is better than Quality any day of the week, and that includes Fridays through Mondays”, stated Cybul during Monday morning’s weekly [...]

SHARKS GOALIE SEARCH FINALLY OVER?

Rumors are burning up the intertubes that Jeff “Brooksy” Brooks may be The Sharks interim goalie.
As most of you already know Brooksy was between the pipes for the 1964-65  Championship Season of the Hackensack Tridents.

BREAKING NEWS:

Santa Clarita, CA.
August 11, 2009
For Immediate Release:
Sharks goalie Kevin Masters (#35) has been placed on the IR with a torn rotator cuff.  The injury, which was described as “major” by a local surgeon, will keep the original Sharks goalie on the bench and off his knees in the crease for [...]

Little Known Hockey Facts:

The first testicular guard “Cup” was used
in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was
used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
the brain is also important.

The Many Types of Players in Beer-League Hockey

Which one are you??? (Thanks to Tim for the submission)
(We received a couple more descriptions from a SharksHockey fan in Canada, Thanks!)
The Gear Guy
More money than brains. This guy is a mediocre player who compensates for poor skating and a crappy slapshot by always having the latest, hottest gear. Watching him suit up is [...]

  
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    BEER DRINKERS FINGER: Swelling, bluish discoloration and wasting of
    finger caused by placing pop-top beer can rings on finger.

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